Dogma

Gentle reader

I was well up for some serious hard work this weekend but for some reason I cant muster the requisite passion. Hopefully it will come tomorrow because my deadline is Friday.

Today I was walking down a path from church and there were a couple of monkeys who had parked their cars blocking it. This annoyed me. I got home, picked up a hammer (which I needed to bash some nails into the bottom of the cross in church so it stood up). The aforementioned monkeys shot off like a bullet when they saw me. I don't think they were expecting me to come back weilding a hammer. This was all quite amusing, and (I should add) pleasantly legal (I had a 'reasonable excuse')