Dumbells

Wow - someone tried to break into the house last night. I was woken up just before midnight by a loud scraping and banging noise. Whoever it was they soon scampered off when yours truly launched himself down the stairs weilding a rather hefty dumbell. Indeed, I thought perhaps I had been dreaming until I had a look this morning. It is quite clear that someone had been trying to prise the door open! extraordinary! So I have had the police crawling over the place and sitting by the fire whilst I reguiled the dramatic tale of heroism that culminated with the dumbell wielding blur described.

Note to self - dont leave laptop where passers-by can see it.