Sunday, July 31, 2005

Dumbells

Wow - someone tried to break into the house last night. I was woken up just before midnight by a loud scraping and banging noise. Whoever it was they soon scampered off when yours truly launched himself down the stairs weilding a rather hefty dumbell. Indeed, I thought perhaps I had been dreaming until I had a look this morning. It is quite clear that someone had been trying to prise the door open! extraordinary! So I have had the police crawling over the place and sitting by the fire whilst I reguiled the dramatic tale of heroism that culminated with the dumbell wielding blur described.

Note to self - dont leave laptop where passers-by can see it.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

Ultimate Stairs

As you can see, things are going downhill. So much so that I have set upon the invention of a new dance routine involving our rather tremendous reversible stairs which promise a wealth of hanging in the coming year. The picture below shows me working towards a geometrically satisfying position.

Oh yes, and buy the Times newspaper on Monday, then try to work out why I asked you to do so...

Prototypical Stair Dance Posted by Picasa

Friday, July 29, 2005

Counting Chickens...

So the week is up. It culminated rather superbly with a win at Doncaster at and an administrative mess up by Wakefield (they gave us the wrong date for the hearing). Yesterday's hearing in York was also a success, though I had less luck at Bradford on Wednesday, but hey, it goes with the territory. What I was not prepared for is the rather dangerous feeling of euphoria upon victory. Quite addictive.

I have to say I am thoroughly dissappointed with the town of Doncaster - after Pontefract I had high expectations, but it turned out to be a concrete jungle, with irritating fencing all along the edge of the roads so that pedestrians cant cross.

Take a good look at the photo below. Have I gone crazy? No I havent, this is Wakefield County Court. A far cry from York or Bradford, this little number may well double up as a fall-out bunker. The country may be obliterated by a nuclear holocaust, but District Judge Bloggs will still be sitting behind his desk listening to barristers whittering on... Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

To express my feeling of extreme geekiness I have decided to put up photographs of obscure county courts in northern england (see below). Pontefract turned out to be a rather pleasent old town (well, apart from the bit with the court in). it has very wide cobbled and pedestrianised streets in the centre. The population of Pontefract are at the extreme end of friendly. After parking Cecilia, I asked the first old man I passed whether I was in fact in Pontefract. He was significantly taken aback by the question and replied that it had been Pontefract since 1138AD and as far as he knew, it still was. He then proceeded to provide me (briefcase full of White Book in tow) with a short tour of 'Historic Pontefract'. I had asked him if he knew where the County Court was. He said that he did, and the tour culminated with him introducing me to what he thought was the County Court, though it was infact the rather grander Magistrates' Court.

When I found the County Court (and it took several passes to convince me that the sign was not lying, such was the utilitarian depravity of the facade) I was, as usual, ridiculously early. This gave me the opportunity to note that there were over 70 posters displaying information to the public on the third floor alone. County Courts across the land are facing a crisis of wallspace. The cause is an insatiable desire on the part of court staff to display not only every public service available in the county, but also the entire financial breakdown of the courts in that town, right down to the sums spent on postage (I say 'right down to': rather suprisingly, the spending on postage seems to be higher than any other single expenditure by the court).

What was all set up to be the most straightforward hearing in the entire known universe took a turn towards complexity when I recieved a last minute telephone call from an uncorroborated source alleging that the defendant was in tens of thousands of pounds debt. This required me to launch into some quick legal research. Fortunately the judge was easily persuadable and I got my order not withstanding this mysterious interjection.

Note to self: Dont drive like I am in the Italian Job.


Pontefract County Court. Blink and you'll miss it. That chap in a white t-shirt did. Can you count the posters inside? Posted by Picasa

Monday, July 25, 2005

Verbal Diarrhea

Blimey - I have a lot of things I want to talk about. Nothing changes then. I shall confine myself to snippets. A trusted source tells me there are quite a few people reading this blog. This comes as a suprise to me - i shall endeavour to write more. In exchange, dear reader, I would ask that perhaps you might encourage me with occassional comments.

Today, after a very nervous weekend (apologies to those who I frantically texted requesting prayer - this is a habit of mine. I am not sure whether it really annoys people), I finally began my job. I got up at 5.30am, and caught a train all the way down to Grantham County Court. Perhaps it is just because it was raining, but it seemed to me that Grantham is a slightly grimy sort of place. I trapsed along through the suburbs to a large concrete court complex where I staked out an interview room with plastic chairs and a table that would not be out of place in a school dinner hall. There being no usher (the judge just yelled through a loudspeaker when he wanted the next case on), I had to emerge intermittently from my hole and shout for the defendants. One of them, in a possession claim, didnt turn up. This made my application, when I finally got before the judge, rather simple. The other case was another kettle of fish entirely and demanded some persistence on my part. Still, I dont want to talk about the hearings on the internet really, so I shall move on. Upon emerging from the court, I engaged upon a complicated journey home, upon which light was cast by the station announcer at Grantham informing the assembled masses of the number of shopping days left before Christmas. I also discovered that if you put Lemon and Ginger teabags into a Thermos flask and leave it for a few hours, the result is a stew of great potency which would not be out of place in rougher parts of Moscow methinks. Later today I did my regular trip to the local post office to send my files back to London. The local post office in York is most entertaining. A delightful lady of a certain age engages one in the most relaxing conversation, entirely ambivilant to the crumbling concrete safe behind her with a two inch thick steel door lying ajar within reach of her customers. Readers take note: This is why one moves to the north. That and the opportunity to walk out in the moors where silence rules and one finds oneself sucked into the kind of deep, rambling conversation that is remembered for months afterwards. I simply adore such exchanges.

Finally, listen to Radio 4 at about 5.45am - Nothing beats the 'Rule Brittania' themed medley which forms the bridge between the World Service and Farming Today.

Credits: Jean Ross is presently keeping me alive through an informal meal exchange system without which I would most likely have got so passionate about recent conversations (as above) or so desperate about my next case that I would have forgotten what food is.

You must all come and visit.

Floppy hair is faster Posted by Picasa

Popey McPope and The Infallibles... Posted by Picasa

Monday, July 18, 2005

Progress

I arrived in York on Friday evening. I spent Friday evening and Saturday morning helping the Midgleys (and the aptly named Miss York) build flatpacks and finish the kitchen. Most of the work now seems to be done and the house really is fantastic. It is a three floor terraced house in a row of about 4, tucked away behind an arch at the bottom of a narrow street beyond which is a high stone wall dividing the street from an enourmous overgrown cemetery.

On Sunday I drove up to Durham with Edwards and spent the afternoon residing on a deckchair in the sun, before Jesmond Church in the evening where I encountered Becca Wood - remarkable. I drove back from Newcastle in the Dark, arriving home to York at about 1am. Driving for 2 hours in the middle of the night was quite challenging in a way - the main problem being the need to keep my mind focussed on the road ahead. On the other hand it is easier in some ways because the A1 was very quiet, the speed of most cars was higher than in the day, and you could clearly see where other vehicles were from their lights. I am still struggling a bit with the geography of York and have not managed to drive anywhere without getting lost at least once. However, this is only a matter of time.

This week pans out as follows: Today the plasterers are in to fix the ceiling in the bathroom (it collapsed last week). I have tommorow and wednesday free to get sorted and revise some law. On Thursday I am shadowing an advocate in York County Court. On Thursday night I am staying with Jon Cox prior to a training day in London on Friday.

First impressions of the city are very good - people seem very friendly - the cottages have a communal back yard and the neighbours have been introduced to me. There seems to be quite a sense of community in this area. I am looking forward to getting stuck into church - I think I will go to St Michael-le-Belfrey next Sunday and see what I make of it.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Autopistaied

The presence of 50 children and 2 bouncy castles next door leads me to believe I have chosen the right time to depart for the wilder climbs of the North.

I have spent the last couple of days packing everything I want to take. This evening I will see if it all fits in my car. Perhaps this is the wrong way round. I have always assumed that cars had infinite space for luggage though, so it shouldn't be a problem. My manual tells me that it can take 650 kilogrammes of luggage, which sounds rather a lot.

What is slightly concerning is that my knee is very painful at the moment. I am praying that the roads will be clear so I don't have to use the clutch too much. I think I might get an device to imobilise my knee (at weekends or something) so that it gets a chance to recover between strains. One day the NHS will get round to deciding its future...

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Cecilia Sultana De Maria basks in the sun  

Monday, July 11, 2005

Errrr what you call it... Vavavooom

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Nicole...Papa... Behold Sherv has entered the realms of the automobile. Yes I have procured a Renault Clio with the mere slither of 50,000 miles on the clock, one (female doctor) owner since new, and the fullest service history (including scribbled notes commenting on the sounds made by each vent) in the entire known universe.

For obvious reasons I have named the car Cecilia Sultana De Maria.

If anyone wants a lift north this Friday then give me a shout.

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Re-working Festus

Well its a little while since I last posted. After two weeks script checking GCSEs at AQA, I have now received my Bar Vocational Course results (much to my surprise it appears that I did rather well) and am preparing to move to York at the end of this week. This represents the culmination of a lot of elbow grease, prayer and waiting. Having planned for a long time to make the move, I am very relieved to know that it is going ahead for certain. I start work proper on 22nd July, as an advocate in county courts across the north east. This, combined with my results, will hopefully put me in a good position for pupillage in 2006-7, as well as being excellent advocacy experience. Most of my work to start with will involve arguing on behalf of banks to try to get possession orders where mortgagors have failed to pay their installments. The amount of case law and the obviously traumatic nature of repossession will make my work challenging but will prepare me well for a career at the Bar. I will also be doing some small claims, interim applications and costs hearings.

If anyone has not got my new address, email me and I will send it to you. For professional reasons I am not posting it on this site.

Monday, July 04, 2005

Beethoven as it shouldn't be heard

Today I went to hospital for an MRI scan. This involved me being placed in a sort of tunnel within an enormous machine which occupied a room in the hospital. The machine is a giant, powerful electromagnet. When switched on it lines up all the water molecules in your body. Pulses are then put through the machine causing about 1 per million water molecules to flip to a different orientation - this flip is picked up by sensors and used to create a very high resolution image of all the muscles and tendons in the relevant part of you body - in my case the left knee. - I think that is all correct.

Rather strangely the operator put headphones over my ears which attempted to play Beethoven interspersed with some sort of progressive soft trance track. The purpose, or so he said, was to hide the noise of the machine. If this was the purpose then it failed miserably since lying in the machine is rather like being next to a conversation between a pneumatic drill and a chaffinch in an enclosed space. Still, if nothing else the music amused me...

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Storm over Westminster

Test your German

Can anyone translate the 3rd July post on Jan Ullrich's website? Poor chap... lets hope he can isnt phased by 1 minute and 3 seconds...

Friday, July 01, 2005

Inertia

Good News - I have been offered the job I wanted in York. Now I am just waiting for my BVC results which come out next week. If I have passed then I will be winging my way north within a couple of weeks. Praise the Lord - he is faithful and his faithfulness outlives our doubt!

At the moment I am working at AQA (the examinations board) along with about 700 other student types - checking the marks on GCSE and A level papers. This is quite fun actually, we have a chuckle over some ridiculous answers with which I will no doubt be regaling you all soon.